• Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
8/26/14, 94755 notes

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(Source: protoni, via fuckyeahloldemort)

8/25/14, 173780 notes

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms, via fuckyeahloldemort)

8/19/14, 391594 notes

edens-blog:

xtrappedunderrot:

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

JIMMY JR

(Source: ohcristinagomez, via folking-the-artist)

8/12/14, 64958 notes

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

(Source: fartgallery, via fuckyeahloldemort)

8/12/14, 446672 notes

cartel:

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

8/12/14, 216799 notes

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis, via fuckyeahloldemort)

8/12/14, 588379 notes

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via fuckyeahloldemort)

8/10/14, 339480 notes

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

8/9/14, 319480 notes
  • me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*
8/9/14, 154093 notes

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